I Can Get An Iron, But...

I've been visiting hotels for 28 years. In all that time, I've never seen a shower/tub combo that anticipated the need for a good place for shampoo. There is no shower caddy. The soap dish is usually contoured and sloped to make sure the shampoo bottles slide into the tub. Would it be that much harder to have a little place for shampoo than it is to make a soap dish?

And where do you put the washcloth?