Election Strategy

So, I was chatting with my sister blogger at FemmeFare and it seems like Obama's special voting bloc is comprised of hipsters and young, occasional voters. McSame is counting on the racist bloc. So, in an effort to improve Obama's odds, how about we lobby to have hipster and campus bars closed on the Monday before the election, not opening until 8pm the day of the election so his bloc won't be nursing hangovers or drinking all day and forget to vote. Conversely, redneck bars can remain open all night long and into the day.

Think about it. Wouldn't it be nice to hear Republican faithful crying for 4+ years about how the election was stolen?